We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where:

:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(

Well, how about some "ASS-ICONS?"
This is a GUARANTEED laugh.

Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

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