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2004年03月18日

Men Are Hard To Pleased
男人很難取悅!!

The problems with GUYS:
男人的問題是:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳對他好,他說妳愛上他了.

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
對他不好,他說妳驕傲.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮,他說你企圖誘惑他.

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不,他說妳是鄉下來的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果跟他理論,他說妳固執

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沈默,他說妳沒大腦!

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聰明,他沒面子

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聰明,他很棒!

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不愛他,他想擁有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)
如果妳愛他,他試著離開妳.

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果妳不跟他做愛,他說妳不愛他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做,他說你是賤貨!

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
如果妳告訴他妳的問題,他說妳麻煩

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不,他說妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳罵他,妳好像他奶媽

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他罵妳,是表示他“關心”妳

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳沒有守承諾,妳是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承諾,他是不得以的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸煙,妳是壞女人

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
如果他吸煙,他是紳士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考試成績好,他說是運氣

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好,他說是實力!

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳傷害他,表示妳很殘忍

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他傷害妳,表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅!

sooo hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄這封信給男生,他們會發誓以上是不正確的..

but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
如果你不寄給他們,他們說妳自私..

於04年3月發佈



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